“Dreamt of a pink furry toucan who wore a red jacket with many buttons. His name was Sylvester and he talked, was smart, gave good advice. He died from too much Scotch and I woke up v. upset to lose him.”- Miss Fidget.
Sylvester is survived by his brother Gilroy (of Guinness advertisement fame) and cousin Sam (known for his work with Kellogg’s.) According to a coworker, Sylvester was well liked, but frequently expressed disappointment about his failed career as Johnny Walker’s spokes-toucan.